Sunday, June 05, 2005
Yet another tedious photo blog
OK so it was an emotional night last night... and it began with my SECRET INVERSE COMMANDO MISSION TO MARDON. Actually, I stayed in my pyjamas until around 5:30. Playing Far Cry. More on that later? THEN it was time for my secret inverse commando mission to Mardon.
Mardon!
Fig 1. Mardon!
Look at it... so innocent. But what lies within?
Fig 2. The within
That's right, kids! Mardon is pretty boring inside. If you doubt that yet, look at the porter's office. My commando through the door reveals only that... there is no porter?!?! What madness is this?!
Fig 3. It's pretty mad?
Rumour has it that in mardon, there are no people with faces. None whatsoever. ALSO THEY EAT BABIES! Here's a spot where said consumption might occur...
Fig 4. Stop it Will
Right so anyway then it was off to TANDOORI NIGHTS with my exclusive team of illicit lovers. The food was okay! It wasn't birmingham but they knew how to make a madras?!
Fig 5. A massive, massive gay. And geoff! AHAHA
Fig 6. But who is that guy in the background, innocently raising a coffee cup or something? THEY'RE ONTO US!
Fig 7. Ian doesn't get to be in a photo with anyone else
Fig 8. Like most people beside me in photos, Liz's smile seems fixed...
OK and then the bastards made me get in a taxi (which thankfully they paid for most of cos I was out of cash, cheers QUEERS) and we went clubbing! Again! I'm not even joking! I basically have no principles left at this point.
Fig 9. Jesus fucking Christ
And so concluded an amazing evening. Well, actually no. Because I went home with Asher and played Far Cry until 5am!
FAR CRY!
Fig 10. Far Cry
We're on what I think is the last mission now. In a volcano! Far Cry is such a fucking huge game, man. I've had like 60 hours off it which is a GOOD score for a modern FPS. Also Jack Carver is a legend. Phased by nothing. Example:
Evil Bastard: I'm gonna throw you out of this helicopter onto an island full of trigen and all you have are ten bullets in the worst gun and there arent any melee weapons in this game and most trigen can kill you in one hit cos you have no armour or binoculars or cryvision
Jack: Damn!
See what I mean?! What a man!
Anyway, speaking of..! Time to resume! Catch you later you fools.
