FaceOmeter

Self-and-others-promotion

Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:42:01 GMT

So there's a show coming up pretty soon - the Gardener's Arms on Plantation Road in Oxford, home of the famous "thai curry gig" of last June, will be paying host to myself, Triple Rosie and most excitingly of all Ish Marquez, who is stopping by for an acoustic evening as part of the UK tour he's doing with Lizzie and the boys!

It will be an unplugged show, and consequently extremely nice! The standard of all the acts will be almost literally unbelievable! The entrance fee will be a feeble three english pounds! It starts at 8:30ish! On Wednesday, Dec 2nd! Any questions? No? Good.

I even made a facebook event, that's how good I think this show will be. Come along if you dare.

http://www.myspace.com/ishmarquez
http://www.myspace.com/triplerosie
http://www.myspace.com/faceometer

A conclusion?

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:54:18 GMT

For those of you following my "week of horror" saga, hopefully that last cycle ride - through high winds and driving night rain, and from which I emerged looking as if I'd jumped in the Thames - puts a fitting capstone on the nightmare. Friday the 13th is over. Tomorrow I'm all about exciting new things. My ginger spirit takes more than a simple rain storm to suppress.

I'm churning out new concepts for hot art. Some of it's even gonna get made. FaceOmeter is where it's at, idiots. One ginger brummie, alone in the world, attempting to keep it fresh.

Things keeping me sane right now

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 21:37:21 GMT

The misreadability of this headline
A lovely dinner with my wonderful housemates
The stories of Sam Taplin
The tune Watch her Disappear by Tom Waits
Being ensconced in my car
Tea breaks with Lisa

I may be having a terrible time right now, but I'm still so lucky in general. PEACE TO ALL MY WICKED HOMIES YO

That was a Lars reference.

Hrrrrknh

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:19:06 GMT

I'm nervous about blogging on this subject because I'm concerned it will paint an unrepresentative picture of this era in my life when future-me takes a moment to glance back through the entries of yore and smile wryly at his foolish past. Future-me: life is generally totally wonderful right now.

But my God, it's been a totally shit day. I have a vague feeling that saying this to the internet will make it better in some way. Today, for those still with me, struck a bold new balance between the "one VERY shit thing happening" and "lots of QUITE shit things happening" models by having lots-of-things-which-are-not-quite-VERY-shit-but-significantly-worse-than-QUITE-shit happen. And, as is the case with all truly shit days, significantly over 80% of the shitness has been my fault.

But not exclusively mine! I'd like to take a moment to thank "Mysterious Bodleian Asshat Man" for being the only thing about today worse than me myself. There I was, enjoying a homemade sandwich in an alcove of the Clarendon Building (to hide from rain) and he comes up and tells me (nb. "tells". As after the manner of one who owns the place*) to dismount. Among the many things he did not have were a Bod card, a reason (believe me when I tell you this is not a building I could damage even if I wanted to), and, which is worse, a civil attitude. I was too "on the phone" to enter into full discourse with this fellow, but if he's reading this - mate. You're an asshat.

Also today I've been upset by some people, and have myself upset more. All unintentionally. And I read an article in the library twice without noticing until I came to file my notes. Glad I got that off my chest. Some research student I am. I'm going to bed.

*It occurs to me that maybe he did own the place. Well... still an asshat.

FaceOmeter enters "tangible, actual" world of CD sales

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:41:11 GMT

For the first time in history you can now go into a shop, browse through the CDs in it, and find one by FaceOmeter.

Admittedly it's only one shop, and if you're reading this you probably already have the CD that's there. BUT THIS DOESN'T MATTER. Why? Because Videosyncratic is a brilliant, brilliant place. It is a video ("dvd"?) rental shop which also sells graphic novels, comics, and local music.

Some of the lifeblood of Oxford's scene pumps through this place, so go and check it out. And hey, if you still don't have the album, hate digital media, live in Oxford and want to save on postage - an unlikely string of contingencies, I admit - then head down there!

Today is my first day off in quite a long while and I used my trip Videosyncratic to buy the latest installment of THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't remember now if I've gone on and on about this on here before, but it really is terribly good you know. I am aware that as someone who owns seven graphic novels, four of which are by Alan Moore, my opinion is both valueless and clich�. BUT MY GOD I DON'T HALF LOVE THIS LEAGUE STUFF. Check out this picture if you don't believe me:

What else? A proper summary of the numerous bizarre and on-the-whole-excellent happenings of the last month would be almost impossible, so I resort to a scattergun bullet-point list of aides memoireses:

Numerous sits on the Oxford tube, some more seminal than others.
Alphebetising the entire horse section.
The film 'Up' which, not to pump anything too much, is the best film of the last decade.
A bizarre sequence of events involving cigarettes, the quadratic equation and a monkey-horse crossbreed.
Putting maps on the wall, admiring them.
Strawberry bullseyes from a garden centre.
Genuine new song ideas, some even leading to words.
A new hoover, fulfilling yet another dream.
Delirious overuse of Pret.
Fixing the Peug's radiator leak (we hope) and broken wing mirror (almost); dealing with the Peug's perennial fuel shortage.
Being schooled in my new job by my infinitely superior 16-year-old colleague.
U56 at sunset, complete with Capt. John Smith, Works.
Posing inadvertantly for a range of different photo ID cards.
Reacting to the fact that the first of my close friends to get engaged has got engaged.
Basement Pizza.
Discovering a Herschel telescope in the Oxford Museum of the History of Science.
Discovering that the local Sainsbury's sells Thomas Hoe Stevenson's aged red leicester at the deli counter.
Discovering that the 3 foot tall top hat made by Natalie out of card and paper to fit me also fits my in-development robot, The Optimist 08.
Evenings in Witney with spiced nuts and posh crisps, incl. the 5p toll bridge.

Man, things are good.

I believe in Yesterday

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 11:47:33 GMT

So last night I got to hang out for some precious moments with an old friend of yours and mine...

Yes..! As this terrible photo indicates, MC Lars was at the roundhouse in London! I look tired because at this point I've been going since 8:30am (on stuff at least partly connected to Freud, incidentally) and I just missioned it up from the Strand after a seminar to see his show (which I missed).

I've become so busy in the few months since we toured together that it really was like having another life back for an hour. DJ, the failsafe boys, and Rob and George were also there, and all deserve honouring on this blog. The whole thing was a fabulous reminder of the good people and times that are out there for those prepared to seek them!

I look forward to Lars's next visit, when, I assume, we will build a house entirely of breadsticks and live in harmony in the woods. PEACE YO

Two Pads

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:16:26 GMT

Yes, I know. I'm a terrible correspondant. I have two jobs and am doing a full time degree.

But I want you to know that I'm still taxing musical things at every moment possible. Prove it, you say? Well how about this sodding jam I did with Triple Rosie last weekend? I wrote the lyrics on the shitter because I'm punk rock.

I've also been cooking up some solo shit and some stuff with Sam Taplin. All coming up this hour. Stay, with us.

Advertising

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:25:13 GMT

Consequential FaceOmeter news soon, I promise.

Housemate and musical ally Roxanne "Muh muhmuh muh muuh" Brennan departs tomorrow (today) for New York, city of dreams. You may recall that I once did that, with slightly less than dreamy results. But Roxy will have a much better time than me - for many reasons, but mostly because she's a lot better than I am at music.

Those in doubt - she's meeting up with ally Chris to re-form The World is Not Flat, a group who I've ranted about before and with good reason. They're playing shows all over the north-eastern USA, and I strongly recommend watching their myspace for details and hopefully some new tunes at some point!

Back in Blighty, Catweazle is 15 on Thursday. FIFTEEN. When Catweazle began, I was in PRIMARY SCHOOL. They are celebrating with "Hatweazle" - a night where you have to wear a great hat, and where you must play new material. I have plans for both contingencies, and I very much hope to see you there.

Edit: Matt Sage provides a brilliant interview about Catweazle twenty-ish minutes into this show on BBC Oxford!

Quick Pic Fix

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 23:18:58 GMT

This blog is proving a most imperfect chronicle of current times - things are so busy and so many that any accurate reportage is kinda falling by the wayside. I will try to stick something proper on here in due course, but meanwhile here's a picture kindly sent in by Wes of Colchester. It's from the tour I did with MC Lars earlier this year - you can tell this because the stage is really well lit and the photo looks positively professional...

Thanks to Wes and all at Street Team Promotions. Proper update later...

The WC

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:01:28 GMT

That's the West Country, for the uninitiated (Eddie "RIP North Bridge" Coate taught me the hand gesture) - although interestingly, the other WC was heavily involved in the events of this weekend by virtue of last night's somewhat stonking curry. Enjoyed with former housemate "Geoffrey the Beffrey", this particular Spice Magic return transported me to new levels of joy, pain and toilet - levels which continue even now, some 24 hours later.

But let's back up - this was a trip to Exeter, to a music festival at the Double Locks pub. It wasn't something I was looking forward to. I've done a lot of travelling lately, I'm not feeling great about my live material (FaceOmeter is now officially on haitus pending new songs), I had no particular personal investment in the gig, there's a lot of other more mundane stuff happening to me right now, the previous evening had been pretty shit, and so forth. The day dawned grey with flecks of autumnal rain and the walk to the train station in Oxford proved dispiriting, with insufficient time to procure a sandwich before boarding.

But clearly I still have not learned the teachings of Five Figs Down. The party isn't over until the vibe says so. After two days of river walks, cosy mill visits, video games, dogs, the moon, food, drink and good people, I am returned re-energised for the coming days. A guy on Queen St wanted a high five from me, and didn't get one. An incredibly drunk middle-aged woman wanted me to dance to a brilliant Dad Rock band playing Rolling Stones covers, and may have been marginally more successful (she then pretended to go down on me before throwing up and passing out, and I wish I could say that that was the most alarming thing that's happened to me lately). Geoff and I pissed in a river, the Let's Do café was visited, and I was gloriously reunited in Exwick Mill itself with Jess "Buttercup" Maidment and a piano.

The technical burps were the return journey (Sunday, trains, Britain, don't, not ever) and the PA (adminstered with enthusiasm if not ability by a man who certainly wasn't called Jarvis). I solved the first by learning lots about the scientist and musician William Herschel (1738-1822) and the second by playing unamplified whilst standing on a table in the pub beer garden, depicted (by Geoff's iPhone, la de da), thus:

Google Earth is the first thing I've seen that's made me want an iPhone, by the way. But for it to really convince me, the screen is going to need to be twice as big.

Like, famous and shit

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:44:40 GMT

The BBC just let me know that they broadcast 'The Irritating Maze' on Radio Oxford last week. I'd sent them 3 tracks and included the maze in a sort of desperate 'why not' moment - knowing that all 8 weird minutes of it have been played on BBC radio, even if only locally, is a really good feeling for me.

I'm described as "a bit mad, but pretty awesome", which will do.

You can hear the show in question here, although only for one more day as of today unfortunately. Naturally, the song can also be heard if you download from iTunes &c. or pop over to the myspace page.

(Or if you want the keepsies subscribe to the BBC Oxford Introducing Podcast)

edit: for graphic footage of my jumper, check out this gem from the Introducing archives...

More Pebbles

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:52:23 GMT

So Hullavington happened again a week ago. Regular readers will recall that in my post on Harfest 2008 I refused to chronologise events, but rather reported them in a scatter-gun way which was intended to sweeten the memories when I came to read them again a year later. This worked so well that I have decided to do it this year as well...

An african drumming workshop in a beer garden, AGAIN
Scrambled Eggs with Michael Graves, AGAIN
Being paid for jamming... in jam. AND WHISKEY MARMALADE.
Stadium-level cheer for the duck song.
The Return of The Reclining Chair Which You Had Brilliantly Forgotten Was A Reclining Chair (my film adaptation of this event will be in all good cinemas next month).
Tamsin's miracle conjuration of Dandelion & Burdock at the perfect moment.
Foot-smelling session with Pip.
Being really, creepily tired under blue skies and watching children do sooty and sweep, with a trace of concern...
Humiliating Santana gavotte in front of entire village (can you believe I don't drink).
The world's sluttiest cat.
Michael Graves, standing before us in the living room, reads dramatically from his own writings in the Peter Warlock newsletter (subject: a re-enactment of the great man's conception).
Pip/Tamsin's ultra-ridiculous Paris hip-hop night to Michael Graves Band no sleep boneless, compounded by, in Tamsin's case, forcing me to watch a 50s French film in which a woman with hair walks around town going "Julienne...!" a lot, and staying awake for nearly half of it.
Mindbending discovery of key childhood books.
Inspiring kids with talk about how money isn't everything.
The world's lowest shower.
T-SHIRTS. (see picture)

I will never hear a glider swoop troublingly low over my head again without the slightly eerie sound evoking the pastoral memories of [cont. p94]

It's been complicated round here lately, and very little of it is getting on the blog just to warn you

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:25:28 GMT

Following my recent activities in Hullavington and Goring (Hullavington post en route pending reciept of key photographic image), it's satisfying to get back to Oxford and find this sentence in a review of the album: "It�s like a provincial amateur dramatics production composed after the village hall tea urn was spiked with magic mushrooms".

I'm not sure if Nightshift mean this as a complement, but I'm certainly taking it as one. For those who can't be bothered to read the thing (click here and go to page 6), it turns out I'm a bit of a Jeff Lewis-a-like and annoyingly clever, but that Stuffed Animals is good. They don't like Shaking Sabres, but they do like The Irritating Maze.

In particular I draw your attention to their description of that track as "a mythical underground maze that defeats all but a geeky IT guy". This sentence made me really happy because the maze is never described in the song as being underground, which means that there's at least an extent to which the reviewer's own imaginings of what an irritating maze would be like have been stimulated. This is exactly what I wanted to achieve with that track, so I'm over the moon with the review.

4 songwriters, 1 car

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 09:44:03 GMT

And not just any car...

6:14 At precisely the arranged time, the Peug and I deploy ourselves to Oxford railway station's short term car park. Roxanne "The Mountain Parade" "The World is Not Flat!" "Theearlyyears" "Brimstone Moth" Brennan is already waiting. Our other main guest, however, despite requesting an incredibly specific time, is nowhere in sight...
6:17 Sam "Sam Taplin" Taplin turns out to have been standing in a different part of the station, accompanied by Ed "No detectable web presence but check out this video" Pope, who we had hardly dared hope would join us.
6:20 We pile into the Peug. Our mission: travel to the Oxfordshire border town of Goring so that Sam can play the world famous Goring Unplugged night in the village hall. Sam had previously been intent on going alone on the train but we were like NOOOO
6:37 A34 conversations about eg. a rather pleasing line of poplar trees almost as french as the Peug itself.
6:42 Potential hilarity as accidental wrong exit takes us seamlessly back onto the exact same road; road atlas passed hurriedly around the back seat; consensus that satnav can go fuck itself.
6:50-7:10 Unbelievably pastoral country drive - weather perfect - during which the first of many animals attempts to end it all on my front bumper (see below).
7:12 Pulling into Goring, via the adjacent village of Streatley. Both are "-on-thames"; that mighty river, noticeably wider than up at Oxford, divides them as indeed it divides the counties of W. Berks. and Oxon. Presumably there is some kind of endearing bitter rivalry betweeen them that would make a smashing film.
7:14 I repeatedly trouser parking, incl. trying to pull into a driveway that doesn't exist. Ed, who has never driven ("I don't know the rules") indicates the absolutely enormous and perfectly-situated parking space which I have repeatedly missed.
7:16 We stroll across the bridge to Streatley, admiring the lock. Picturesqueness abounds, and we collapse upon the necessity of a riverside drink.
7:21 The only place for such a drink is a weird family hotel licensed for civil marriages. In a bizarre series of corridors and events ("We're in the shining" - Roxy), we emerge blinking into one of those 70s "new" pubs with the green carpet and the walls - you know the kind I mean. It's fawlty towers, basically.
7:25 Whilst the others deal with a barman who is actually called Manuel, I sit by the river and thumb through my moleskine, which I've recently learned is pronounced "Mol Eh Skinny"
7:35 At the outdoor table, Ed Pope fills us with trivia about the pubs near our house (1. The Duke of Monmouth is where his parents had their honeymoon; 2. The Crooked pot was the first pub in Berkshire).
7:40 Sam departs for a soundcheck (on an unamplified piano?!). We sit another moment and then stroll back across the bridge in the manner of Reservoir Dogs.
7:45 Joyously reunited with Sam on the other side of the bridge, we cruise Goring in search of foodstuffs. The idea is tabled by one of us (okay, it was me), that we should put on balaclavas and run around spraypainting umlauts on every 'o' on every sign in the village.
7:50 The search for food having gone badly (yet the whole town comprehensively explored in 5 minutes), Roxy's uncanny instincts lead us down an alley we would never have noticed into one of those 70s/80s archades which contains a chinese called (get ready for this) 'Chef King'. We immediately order, pop to the offy, return, collect food, collect forks, and head on out.
8:15 Sitting in the Peug, noshing down the Chinese, listening to Django Reinhardt. Life is good.
8:30 We venture into the village hall (sign outside: "Goring Unplugged: HEAR tonight") and struggle to find seats amongst the crowded tables. The hall is an old school one (that's "old school", not "old, school") with seating on the stage and a new stage set up for artists down on the floor... MUCH LIKE HULLAVINGTON (see the next post on this blog, which will be about events that haven't happened yet. Ah, the meta digital space).
8:35 Sam, Ed and I combine our powers to make the best group urinal line ever. MALE BONDING.
8:50 Sam and I crack some funnies together in the interval and start absolutely shitting it. It's pointless for me to try and recapture the giggles now (it all started with me saying "you're going to hit this crowd like a curry") but we are literally physically incapable for about ten minutes.
9:10 The second half begins and Sam and I are immediately incapable again. We go into the toilets together to iron out the laughs, at which point Sam says "okay, we can't sit together until I've been on stage".
9:45 I hold my breath as Sam takes to the stage.
9:46-10:01 Sam totally nukes Goring and is asked back for an encore.
10:30 After quite enjoying the final act, Sam gives out some CDs and we diminish and go into the, uh, north.
10:31-50 A misguided attempt to explain to the others what we were laughing about leads Sam and I to start cacking it again, in what is the most resumable laugh I have ever experienced. There are probably a total of about six seconds here where I'm driving with my eyes shut; at least one eye is closed due to uncontrollable mirth. Ed Pope attempts to defuse laughter by saying loads of the most boring things he can imagine; this makes us laugh more. Beautiful solitary night-drive single track country road factos do not past unnoticed despite all of this. Sam says "I'm really pissed" about once every four minutes.
10:51-11:03 On at A34 again, we have a powerful talk about the nature of songwriting. Is there such a thing as "good"? How often should you repeat a song live? What's the best way of writing? OH, SO DEEP.
11:05 Tea at the Abingdon Road house. Ed Pope reunited with his marrow briefly. Earlgreylavendar and leftover chinese eaten down, with bagels for Ed and Sam. Sam overheard speaking french for the first time (by me, that is. He didn't just suddenly break into fluency to his own surprise).
11:20 I lift the two guests back to the station. There were better places to drop them off, but we all decide that we're too into the circular thingy. "This is where I came in", chuckles Ed, dismounting from the car. I slow down long enough to shout "THEY CALL ME 'BITCH'" from the other side of the car park to their retreating forms.

Animals which ran in front of the Peug, nearly killing themselves because of their presumable disbelief that any car could be so cool:

Fox
Cat
Rabbits (3)
Deer (young; supple)

FESTIVAL WOOOO

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 22:09:59 GMT

We're back from the End of the Road festival - I wasn't playing, alas, but the Swindler was on with the Stars of Sunday League and I took the opportunity for my first 'big' festival experience since 2002. I have this to say:

1) BOB LOG III

and 2)

Should anyone who was at our impromptu performance of the Mariner's Revenge Song happen upon this website, then... thanks for being part of that. I'll have the adrenaline out of my system in a few days.

Instead of this introspecting, I could be writing a song right now

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:34:33 GMT

This began as a flippant post about Jeffrey Lewis and camcorders and got a bit out of hand. I guess there are things I can't talk about with music just yet, and though I'm getting close, a different outlet is appropriate. Thankyou for your forbearance.

Those of you who have seen the footage of Max and I pissing ourselves extensively over a barely-amusing visual pun (I edited out about 5 more minutes of speechless laughter than you see in the film, by the way) know that amongst the purchasing decisions I regret over the last few years, camcord does not figure. Whilst camcord was the cheapest 'good' video camera on amazon at the time I bought it, and was bought for that exclusive reason, and whilst everything I put on the YouTube channel is rush-edited with terrible, free software, the ability to make stupid videos has brought wholly unexpected new levels of joy to the FaceOmeter project.

Camcord had a baptism of fire - the first thing it got to tape, on the evening of the day it arrived, was one of the best live shows I've ever seen: Jeff Lewis, Professor Louie, Noah and the Whale (they were good back then) and Young Husband at the Exeter Hall, Oxford. Jeff has been a tremendous influence on me since the early days, and whilst it wasn't just a great evening because he dedicated a song to me on stage and recorded a video ident for what became the first episode of fOwl, these were wonderful bonuses. When I got home I wrote this about the show, and it's one of the few old posts from this blog I can read now without cringing.

As the post hints, this was a preposterously strange time in my life. Camcord and Jeff both arrived at the end of October 2007, the month in which it had become very, very clear that there was absolutely no way I should have got in to Oxford. Class discussion was so far above my head that I routinely emerged from seminars sideways, and even informal chats with my colleagues on the course showed them to be almost laughably superior to me. It is a terrible thing to realise that you are only average at doing the things you like.

I just wrote a sentence about how the possibility of my dropping out was a very real one, but although I remember talking to my Dad about it on the phone, I don't think there was a moment when I really considered going home. There were times when I thought I should - knew, even - but it never reached the level of a serious logistical discussion. Though it might not look it, I am not a quitter by nature. Or rather, I tend to quit pre-emptively by never signing up to do something at which I'm unlikely to succeed. Once there though, I usually tough things out well beyond the point after which most sensible people would cut their losses.

Everything here is traceable to my two most innate qualities: my sense of pride, and my deep love of bathos. 'Pride' is often conflated with 'arrogance', but that's not what I mean here - I'm talking more about a web of all-too-easily-affronted codes of honour and dignity which form the unwritten constitution of my super-ego. Deep down I'm very serious about these, although I couldn't really tell you what they are if asked, or why I'm so serious about them. Perhaps that's why the bathos is equally important - being able to see, or perhaps even thriving upon, the humour in the failure of such serious and elaborate mechanisms of being.

All of this is drivel, but it may help explain the tone of the post I wrote straight after seeing Jeff that time at the Exeter Hall (here's the link again). I finish it by inviting Exeter (college, that is), to "bring it on" - a sentiment which has never sounded truly sincere coming out of my mouth, but which I did more or less mean. You see, I learned some very important things around this time - to seek out and take lows as well as highs, to have absolute faith in friends, adventure and good times, to have have a clear idea of what one is fighting for, and why. I'd known some of this for a very long time beforehand (a lot of it is inscribed in the 2005 song 'Inspiration Everywhere', which Max and I still play to ourselves sometimes), but Oxford and Jeff Lewis together forced me to realise it as a practical philosophy, and camcord has been there ever since, sporadically, to document its application.

Does it work? Exeter responded to my invitation to "bring it on" by, well, bringing it on. I had a terrible year, suffering a series of pathetic, yet (importantly) amusing failures. But this is also the year of the archway gigs, of Waiting for the Vibe, of the Irritating Maze. It's the year I read Bleak House in a tree in Angel and Greyhound meadow, the year I played my first paid international show, the year I got to see Christopher Ricks lecture on Robert Graves. I think it says a lot for the ideas which distilled in October 2007 that immediately after the worst part of the whole year - the dreaded final thesis-writing weeks of June 2008, Max and I went on the Pantis tour, comfortably one of our most successful endeavours to date.

Since Pantis - since I left Oxford - things have been perhaps even harder. Although the day-to-day stresses of high-level academic work have been absent, a particularly distasteful cocktail of heartbreak and directionlessness have been keeping me and my newly-kicked self-esteem in a suitably Beckettian hinterland. But again, I've been to Spain and Portugal, made a record, discovered Catweazle, and toured with MC Lars. Most importantly, I also did a donut in the parking lot with a fairly large sailing yacht - and there's no kind of heartbreak or directionlessness that isn't slightly alleviated by accomplishing that feat, particularly not when they are as bathetic as the kinds that afflicted (and which continue to afflict) me.

The biggest achievement of this non-year is that I'm now back in Oxford. I'm not studying there, but I am living with the guy who (I discovered this after I moved in) put on Jeff Lewis for that gig I've been talking about here, and I think that's pretty symbolic. In a perhaps equally symbolic move, Jeff Lewis returned to Oxford just last week. It was his first gig here since Exeter Hall, and once again I was on the cusp of something. Naturally, he played an incredible show. In fact, my reaction at the time, and for a few days afterwards, was a simple "why do I bother?" - why try to be a songwriter in the face of such unmatchable and (crucial) similarly-directed genius?

The answer, as dimly hinted at by the rising moon over the outdoor stage of the Isis tavern, on which I played an ad-hoc River Rat Pack set at the invitation of Cheka a few days ago, is this: for the same reason that, surrounded by people who run rings around me intellectually, I continue to try to educate myself. Because it isn't about being the best - it's about having the appropriate senses with which to detect and understand the worst. And by having bad experiences, the hope is to avoid being a bad person.

Never use facebook btw

Mon, 07 Sep 2009 12:27:01 GMT

Okay, proper update soon. But meanwhile, Sam Taplin has some new songs up. Treat yourself.

SEPTEMBER?!

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:51:45 GMT

OK when did that happen

So the thing about cultural stereotypes is that the few Americans who are ironic are REALLY REALLY ironic

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:02:54 GMT

My other bugbear du jour, apart from the whole NHS thing I've been torturing you with lately, is the moon landing conspiracy theory. Long rants are appropriate, but they can be condensed quite easily into two things. The first is the phrase "but seriously", and the second is this Onion article. Enjoy.

Looking Tidy

Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:39:21 GMT

fOwl has a very slightly new look! How exciting!